Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Hey, Pea! You're in the same pod!

Liberals should do a little research on recent history and watch the conservative meltdowns in 2008 and again in 2012.   Then they'd know exactly how they sound now.

Only louder.
And whinier.
And meaner.

Keep on acting that way, and people will be so weary of your ugliness that they will definitely Trump you again. 

I correctly predicted a Trump win in 2016, and will be elected again in 2020.   But that 2024 election?   If you all learn to behave rationally and reasonably, and practice what you preach, you just might have a Whitehouse Win.  

And Conservatives?  Stop antagonizing liberals.  You won.  Move on.
  • Arrest Kathy Griffin
  • Fire Stephen Colbert
  • Cancel The View
  • Get rid of Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, and the rest of the liars who are working against a united America.  It's not funny, it's detrimental. 
In the words of Aibileen Clark...with a few liberties...
"You're a godless people.   Ain't you tired, Miss Fits?"

Monday, March 16, 2015

The Bachelor/Bachelorette

I’ve unashamedly watched almost every season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette.   I believe I missed the first two seasons.  There have been some doozy seasons with some nutzoh participants, but the most boring season evah was this past season with Chris Soules.  Prince Farming?  Please!  Most of those poor chicks didn’t even get to travel much before being kicked off.   Should be a sign of what’s to come for Whitney.

I read in Reality Steve’s spoilers that Chris picked Whitney, and from the beginning, I just couldn’t believe it was true.  That voice!   I almost got used to it, but that’s not important.  What is important is that this chick, well established in her career as a fertility nurse, is chucking it all for a man she met some six weeks before deciding to give it up to move to a farm in a desolate town.  I speculate that Chris and his family have some moolah, but I’d be a little surprised if Chris and Whitney actually make it to the altar.  

If you like to know everything that happens before it happens on the Bachelorette, visit Reality Steve.  If you don’t, don’t even click the link!!!

Kaitlyn Bristowe (Left)        Britt Nilsson (Right)
The only good thing that came from this season is a switch up with the kickoff of The Bachelorette in a couple of months.   The men get to choose between Kaitlyn and Britt to be the Bachelorette.   I’d lay odds they’ll pick Britt, not because she’s wife-material, but because she’s so pretty; but that whole not taking a shower or washing her hair or shaving her legs thing Britt had going on may override her good looks.  Kaitlyn is cute, but she’s not as cute and sexy as the beautiful Britt.

I’m not saying Britt is not wife material.  What do I care know?  I’m just saying that men and women are superficial enough to go for the looks. 

I think I’d rather watch Britt because I’m superficial myself, and I’d rather watch someone who is beautiful and whacky than the sane and demure Kaitlyn.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Nine Asses

Silly Blogger, comments are for grownups!

If you enjoy watching children on playgrounds, go find a blogging community.   Bloggers can so easily get their knickers wedged.

“You don’t agree with me, so we can’t be friends.”
“I don’t like that blogger, so you can’t either.”
“I deleted my post because….”
My favorite is “Comments are so mean today!  I’m going to shut down my whole blog and never blog again.  Ever.   Until tomorrow after everybody begs me not to go.”

Nine Asses!
Erg.   I mean asinine.
Or asi-mine for reading it.
Or asi-you for agreeing with me.
Or asi-them for writing it!

That’s only 3 asses.

The rest of the asses are on a site called Get Off My Internets.   Stupid name for a stupid site.   They call it GOMI.  I call it a gaggle of meowing idiots.   Cats and meows.   You know it’s a bunch of whiney women behind that one.

They call it snark, but it’s not.  They are vicious.   Snark is pointed sarcasm.  There’s a difference in what I do and what they do.   And that, my fellow snarcasm lovers, is called justification for me doing what they are doing.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Shocking Behavior

Reckon it would be acceptable to attach electrodes to his male parts and zap?  And when would we zap?  Every time he opens his mouth. 

Friday, November 7, 2014

Racism is for Whites!

I like to toss out a little snark here and there on the internet.   Recently, I posted on a story about Tim Scott, the newly elected (black) South Carolina senator who other blacks are calling an “Uncle Tom.”  

My comment was:
“Uncle Tom is a term used by black people to try to convince other black people that working, education, living well, and setting a good example for their children is selling out.”   People calling a successful black man "Uncle Tom" obviously want to keep the black people oppressed. How racist is that!

I borrowed the definition from Urban Dictionary.  Had I realized my comment would be so “popular,” (well over 1200 likes) I would have cited the definition.

That’s not the reason for this post.

There were countless comments in the form of discussion.  Some comments were directly to me.   One, from a guy who calls himself “REALTeeReaL” with a real classy picture of Cassius Clay giving the camera “the finger,” had a lot to say.  After I told him his comment was teeming with racism (you know, because he was saying white folks had no right to even comment on the article because we can’t possibly know what a black person thinks, as he spewed all the things he thinks white people say and think, like how we get behind closed doors and call Obama an “uppity negro,” though he’s sure they use another word.)  Yep.  He said that.  Then he actually said this:   

“As is the case when a Black person talks about race and how it effects them certain Whites will immediately say that their response is racist. Please refer to the dictionary and look up the word racism and racist, you will see for yourself that I as a Black person I can NOT be racist or that my stance on this issue is not "teeming" with racism.” 

Emphasis mine.   The bad spelling, bad grammar, and lack of punctuation is all his.  

No wonder America is going to hell in a hand basket.   There are people walking around, functioning in the real world who may be idiots.  Dude really thinks only white peeps can be racist, or more specifically, that because he is black, he cannot be racist.   I pointed out that being black or white means nothing; only his attitude makes it a big deal.   And that's the truth.  Attitudes are the only issue in the matter of skin color.  People have stinky attitudes.  

REAL-UnReal about came unglued.   Accused me of pulling the old “switcher-roo.” He also said I was doing the “Blanche Devereaux act” on him.   Yeah.  I almost think he’s really a white chick.  

I may write more about him, but don't hold your breath.  hahaHA

PS:  I have ever heard anyone called an "uppity negro" especially not the president.  I think he (she?) made that one up.